Us Weekly was the first to reveal gorgeous official photos of Fergie and Josh Duhamel’s Jan. 10 wedding in Malibu.

Ok, now that we pasted the US weekly introduction I can say what I really it. I HATE IT!!!! Fergie looks like… well… hmmm… Fergie.

Why do I hate it?

Reason 1: She looks like she’s ordered the gown 6 months ago and now she can barely breath in it. Hey, I’m no size 0 but at least I know how to choose my outfits so I won’t end up a size 312.

Reason 2: There’s nothing I love more (not!) the a bride who looks like a … well, you figure that out. Extra short gown, hair all over the place and a smoking guitar player… a bride’s dream.

Reason 3: It seems like the brides first words have been ‘I’m married, bitches!’… such class, such style, such manners. How could I not love it? Well… I JUST DON’T.

Reason 4: Why do they have to offer footage from the nuptial bed? I really don’t want to see Fergie without the gown… she sure looks like there’s a lot of her.

But I did love the flower arrangements :).